Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Don’t worry, if I don’t get my heart back, I can always switch to a vegan diet!

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In a quirky, whimsical world where hearts are traded like currency, you play as a disgraced heart-negotiator named Jett, who has mistakenly sold his own heart to a nefarious collector. As Jett navigates absurd negotiations with eccentric characters—including a philosophical raccoon, a heartless lawyer, and a diva mourning her lost loves—you must engage in dialogue, solve bizarre puzzles, and make choices that will ultimately alter the fate of not just your heart, but the entire heart market! Stretch your morality, navigate eccentric quests, and learn the true meaning of having a heart (or not).