Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions are currency and hearts are traded like commodities, you play as a cunning negotiator in a bizarre marketplace that thrives on the absurd. As a heart broker, your job is to navigate a series of wildly eccentric clients, each with their own emotional needs and bizarre quirks. Striking deals involves witty banter, the occasional heist, and a thrilling race against time to retrieve stolen hearts from the twisted figure known as the Heartless Trader. Will you end up with a collection of quirky hearts or will you lose your own in the process? Choose your negotiations wisely and uncover secrets that will twist the very fabric of your existence.