Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this irreverent text-based game, you play as an eccentric heart collector who navigates the chaotic world of emotional black marketeers, each seeking to trade away their metaphorical hearts. You must engage in wild bargaining, dramatic confrontations, and clever wordplay to acquire unique hearts with strange powers. Will you become a master of deceit or find a heart that truly resonates with yours? It's a hilarious and thrilling adventure filled with unexpected twists, where every choice you make pulls at the strings of fate—and your characters' motivations.