Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Dive into the absurdly twisted world of medical ethics and black market organ trading in this interactive text-based adventure. You play as a down-and-out humorist who finds themselves in a bizarre situation where they've accidentally stolen the wrong heart. Jump between quirky characters – from a bumbling organ dealer to an overzealous detective – while weaving through a plot filled with outrageous decisions, moral dilemmas, and unexpected twists. Can you outsmart your enemies, recover your lost identity, and determine whose heart will beat for you in the end?