Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a quirky alternate universe where emotions and feelings are literal commodities, players take on the role of a heart merchant in a bustling market of sentient feelings. Your job? To negotiate trades, solve dramatic emotional conflicts, and navigate the absurdities of love, heartbreak, and the occasional existential crisis. As you interact with bizarre characters—from a lovesick robot to a melancholic tree—you must outwit rival heart merchants and uncover the mystery of a stolen heart that threatens to disrupt the balance of emotional trade. With witty dialogue and unexpected twists, this game explores the hilarity of human (and non-human) connections at their most bizarre.