Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

You awaken in a peculiar realm where hearts are currency, and the choices you make literally determine whose heart it belongs to. As a rogue Heart Dealer, navigate a surreal market filled with eccentric characters—each with their own motive for heart wrangling. Interact with the offbeat residents, resolve bizarre conflicts, and barter for the hearts you need to escape this maddening market of emotions. But be wary: Heart theft has dire consequences, leading to wildly unpredictable outcomes. Will you help others recover their stolen hearts, or will you scheme your way to the top? Every decision shapes your path in this comedic dark journey of heart and humor.