Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In the chaotic world of corporate romance, you play as Morty Mirth, a disillusioned HR manager who accidentally stumbles upon a sinister department where employees are swapping hearts like trading cards. Each heart comes with its unique quirks, fears, and desires, making your task of matching the right heart to the right person both a test of wit and a social balancing act. As Morty, your choices will determine whether you help your coworkers find love, expose the bizarre heart-stealing scheme, or possibly even steal a heart for yourself. Navigate office politics, awkward encounters, and heart-to-heart moments in this text-based adventure where dark humor and unpredictable outcomes run wild. Will you revive the hearts of your colleagues, or will you ultimately become a heartless corporate drone yourself?