Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I may not have a heart, but I can sure call dibs on yours!

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In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, you play as a heartless detective in a world where hearts are commodities traded openly at shady markets. Your job? To retrieve a stolen heart before it ends up in the hands of a nefarious crime lord who’s planning to use it for an upcoming ‘Love Festival’—a holiday that’s anything but romantic. Along the way, you will engage in witty banter with bizarre characters ranging from a jaded love guru to a flamboyant organ broker, influence the course of your investigation with your choices, and navigate the murky waters of love and moral dilemmas. Will you put the pieces of your heart back together or will you succumb to the chaos of heartless romance?