Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I used to just pull rabbits out of hats; now I pull hearts out of... well, you’ll see.

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In this wickedly funny interactive text-based adventure, you play as an underachieving necromancer who must navigate a chaotic marketplace of uninspired souls seeking fresh hearts for their own purposes. As you juggle quirky contracts, deception-filled dealings, and absurd social interactions, you’ll uncover the backstories of various souls and ultimately decide who deserves a second chance at life—or a trip back to the grave. The choices you make dictate the fates of your customers, while your own heart gears up for an unexpected twist throughout the story. Plunge yourself into hilarity and drama as you figure out whose heart is truly yours!