Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian world where hearts are traded like commodities, you are a rogue heart-stealer with a snarky conscience named V. Your mission? To navigate the absurd underbelly of a city run by the Heart Cartel, convincing eccentric characters to part with their hearts—either through persuasion, competition, or downright deception. Each choice you make will change who you become and the hearts you acquire, leading to unexpected and hilarious confrontations. Will you find your true heart, or will you end up heartless in the end?