Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be exchanged like currency, you play as a rogue cardiologist named Patch Adams (not to be confused with the comedian). After an accident in your lab goes awry, you wake up to find your own heart missing and in a bizarre assortment of people, from a lovesick poet to a thrill-seeking barista. Navigating through a satirical society fixated on love and heartbreak, you must reclaim your heart by performing outlandish favors or witty repartee. Use your medical expertise and sharp wit to manipulate characters, unravel their desires, and heal their emotional wounds—all while discovering the absurdity of love in a world gone heart-crazy. Each choice you make alters the fabric of this eccentric universe, bringing you closer to your heart—or further away into the comedic chaos of cardiac mischief.