Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Life’s a grave, and I’m just digging for heart money!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', players step into the shoes of a quirky, eccentric detective named Mortimer Gristle, who has a uniquely unsettling problem: a mysterious heart is delivered to him in a box on his birthday, complete with an anonymous letter asking him to investigate its origin. As he tangoes with a cast of bizarre characters – from a cryptic coroner who moonlights as a poet to a flamboyant heart surgeon with a flair for the dramatic – players will gather clues, solve offbeat puzzles, and navigate absurd situations that escalate into chaotic hilarity. It's a wild ride through the underbelly of a city filled with misfits, where each choice could lead to shocking revelations about love, betrayal, and of course, whose heart truly it is. Will Mortimer find the owner before the clock runs out, or will he just end up with a heart full of puns?