Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Love is a battlefield, and I’m the wilful lunatic throwing grenades!

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In a surreal world where hearts can be borrowed, traded, and even stolen, players assume the role of an eccentric Heart Broker. After a mystical accident at your Heart Emporium, a multitude of hearts has combined into one chaotic romantic entity, leading to absurd scenarios where you must navigate bizarre love triangles, negotiate with emotional spirits, and unravel the web of relationships. Through clever dialogue choices and unpredictable outcomes, the player must identify the true owner of the heart while dealing with eccentric clients, hilariously evident character flaws, and unpredictable twists in a comically dark narrative. Will you restore the heart to its rightful owner, or will you end up giving your own heart away?