Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In this satirical text-based adventure, you play as a down-on-their-luck paramedic who accidentally stumbles into a surreal world where you must harvest hearts from the ungrateful citizens of a town ruled by an eccentric butcher known for his 'heart-slicing' skills. Each citizen has a unique, often laughable, personality - from a conspiracy theorist who thinks his heart was replaced by an alien implant to an overly dramatic poet who claims his heart is 'a tortured masterpiece'. Your choices affect the outcome, and with witty dialogue and absurd encounters, you’ll have to navigate this bizarre realm, deciding whose heart to save or take in the name of your peculiar quest, all while trying to keep your own heart intact. With time running out, will you find your way home or become just another heart on the butcher's block?