Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

If only emotions were as easy to trade as my wit… and I plan on trading a lot!

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In a dystopian future where emotions are commodified, you play as Finn, a snarky 'Heart Collector' tasked with extracting and delivering hearts for the highest bidder. Each heart you collect grants you unique abilities tied to the emotions of its owner, leading to whimsical and chaotic situations. As you navigate through a series of bizarre encounters—ranging from dealing with a manic poet whose love for dramatic flair transforms any conversation into a Shakespearean monologue, to facing off against a brooding heartthrob whose angst can literally shatter glass—you'll need to choose wisely whose heart you decide to keep and whose you’ll auction off. With your humor and uncanny ability to manipulate emotions, can you climb the ranks of the Heart Guild, or will your next heart acquisition put you six feet under?