Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why buy a heart when I can just steal yours? Trust me, I have a deal you’ll love!

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In a whimsical yet twisted universe where hearts are currency and body parts can be auctioned, players step into the shoes of a grumpy heart broker named Mortimer. Mortimer's job is to negotiate, steal, and trade hearts among eccentric characters ranging from lovesick pigeons to heartless socialites in a city where emotions are bought and sold like commodities. As you navigate through humorous yet dark quests, you'll make choices that will either solidify your power in the heart trade or leave you with a broken chamber—and it’s all told with witty banter and outrageous decision-making that tests your morality. Will you try to reunite hearts with their rightful owners, capitalize on love's desperation, or craft a scheme that could change the city's emotional economy forever?