Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a not-so-distant future, you find yourself in a peculiar auction house where people's hearts—sometimes literally, sometimes metaphorically—are bid upon. As a snarky heart broker, you navigate through bizarre scenarios where clients have outrageous demands for their hearts. Will you risk it all for that rare pulsating organ from a heartless politician, or will you find the true essence of love hidden behind the fractured hearts of unsuspecting patrons? Choose wisely; your decisions will sway the hearts of commoners and aristocrats alike, leading to hilarious outcomes and unexpected allies.