Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’m just here for the heart-pounding drama… and the cash, of course!

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In a dystopian society where emotions have been commodified and hearts are treated as currency, you play as a witty but down-on-their-luck Heart Broker. As you navigate the absurd and often surreal world of heart trading, you'll encounter eccentric characters—from a lovesick robot to an emotionally drained aspiring playwright—each with their own unique heart-related dilemmas. Solve puzzles, make morally ambiguous choices, and trade hearts to gather connections, power, and humor in a story that unfolds based on your interactions. Just remember: one misplaced heart could lead to hilarity or unintended chaos!