Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal commodities traded and lost in a marketplace of emotions, you play as a heart broker tasked with navigating the peculiar dramas of your quirky clients. Each client comes to you with their own emotional needs and absurd backstories, leading you through a series of engaging choices that determine whether they'll leave with a fulfilled heart or a heavy burden. With bizarre situations and laugh-out-loud dialogues, you must balance the genuine sentiment behind hearts with the darkly comedic and stark realities of this offbeat marketplace. Can you handle the heat of emotional blackmail, ridiculous demands, and unexpected romances while keeping your own heart safe in the process?