Step into the shoes of the world’s most reluctant heart transplant surgeon. In this cutting-edge, text-based adventure, you’re tasked with selecting the right hearts for patients based on a series of absurd scenarios, ethical dilemmas, and personal backstories. Each choice you make affects not just the life of the patient but also the hilarious fallout that ensues in the quirky hospital ward. Unravel the mystery of who truly 'owns' each heart while balancing your sanity and relationships with your eccentric colleagues. Can you navigate the twisted world of medicine and morality while keeping your composure amidst the chaos?