Whose Heart is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are literal commodities, you play as Hearty McHeartless, a heart-swapper who retrieves hearts from the dead to sell them to the living. Your job gets complicated when you accidentally swap your own heart with that of an unhinged romantic poet who wants to win over an unsympathetic royal. Navigate a series of bizarre encounters with a talking cat who claims to be your 'spirit guide', shady heart dealers, and a government that regulates emotional trades. Will you manage to reclaim your own heart while keeping your newfound poetic flair, or will you end up heartless for good? Your choices shape the absurdity of your journey, leading to multiple outrageous endings.