Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I don't want your heart, but I’ll trade you for a good punchline!

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In a world where hearts are bartered like commodities, you play as a cynical heart-merchant with a sarcastic streak. Your job involves navigating a grim city littered with eccentric characters who each have a heart to trade, each with its own story of loss, absurdity, or hilarity. Your choices lead to unexpected alliances and rivalries as you attempt to craft the perfect 'heart collection' to win over the elusive Heartbreaker—a legendary figure adored and envied throughout the city. Explore eccentric markets, participate in bizarre heart auctions, and forge unexpected bonds while dealing with the ethics of heart-trading. Will you secure the ultimate heart, or will your quest suffer a tragicomic twist?