Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Why do I need a heart? I’m just here for the punchlines!

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In a world where emotions manifest as literal hearts that can be traded, stolen, and even afflicted with bizarre curses, players assume the role of a cynical heart dealer. Set in the eccentric capital of Heartlandia, where every citizen's personality is dictated by the heart they possess, your mission is to navigate a web of deceit, treachery, and absurdity. Forge alliances with quirky characters, negotiate heart deals, and solve the mystery of the missing heart of the city’s mayor, all while trying to keep your own heart in check. Will you play it straight and boost your influence, or will you choose to concoct outrageous plots that tilt the balance of power into chaos? Your choices dramatically impact not only your fate but the emotional landscape of Heartlandia itself.