Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are traded like commodities, you play as an underground heart broker navigating a chaotic marketplace filled with eccentric characters and moral dilemmas. Your goal is to help a cast of bizarre clients, each with their own peculiar needs and quirky hearts, find their perfect match before a heart-stealing villain disrupts the balance. Use dialogue choices to affect the outcome of each transaction and uncover the mystery of your own missing heart in this satirical tale of love, greed, and the absurdity of modern relationships.