Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

When it comes to hearts, I'm the broker who breaks 'em!

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In 'Whose Heart Is It Anyway?', you find yourself in the bizarre and twisted realm of the Heartless, where emotions are literally extracted and traded like commodities. You play as a snarky agent for the Scaredy Corporation, tasked with negotiating deals for hearts in a surreal marketplace populated by quirky characters—a love-struck vampire selling his heart as a prank, an exiled fairy seeking the heart of pure indifference, and a jaded ex-hero trying to recover the courage he lost long ago. Every choice you make will ripple through the heart economy, leading to unexpected consequences, wild alliances, and outrageous heart-stealing escapades, all wrapped in an edgy, comedic narrative. This is not just about trading hearts; it’s about discovering what it means to feel and what you're willing to sacrifice—or laugh about—to reclaim your emotions.