Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why chase hearts when you can steal them... legally, of course!

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In this satirical interactive text-based adventure, you play as a recently deceased soul navigating the bureaucratic nightmare of the afterlife. You find yourself in a twisted administrative office called the S.O.U.L. (Spectral Oversight of Underworld Logistics). Here, souls are assigned hearts from the living, and you must outsmart quirky and incompetent staff to claim the heart of your choice before the 'Heart Assignment Deadline' hits. With dark humor and absurd situations, your choices determine whether you regain a heartbeat or become just another forgotten whisper in the void.