Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

When hearts are up for grabs, just remember: no refunds, and definitely no returns!

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Step into the flamboyant shoes of a heart collector in a surreal world where emotions are tangible commodities. Each choice ripples through the lives of your eccentric clients: a lovesick vampire, a stand-up comedian haunted by his own jokes, and a melodramatic ghost who can't find peace. As you navigate their absurd stories, you'll decide who gets to keep their heart, and who must live with the consequences of your choices—sometimes with comedic flair and sometimes with tragic undertones. Will you become a heartless bureaucrat or a wildly misunderstood hero?