Whose Heart is it Anyway?

In a world where hearts are not just symbols of love but currencies of life, you play as Jamie, a heartthief-for-hire famed for swapping hearts among the elite to satiate their desires. When a high-profile job goes hilariously wrong, you find yourself entangled in a chaotic web of mistaken identities, love rivalries, and absurd negotiations that put even the best court jesters to shame. Navigate through absurd scenarios, use your quick wit to engage in clever dialogues, and make choices that could either keep you alive or land you in an all-out heart-throwing brawl. Each decision has consequences, with humor lurking around every corner. Will you fight for your own heart, or will you continue to steal from the race that created this madness?