Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Just remember, it's not the size of the heart—it's the chaos that counts!

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In a quirky dystopian future, hearts are no longer just organs—they're commodities! Players take on the role of an underachieving heart thief named Max, who stumbles upon a black market auction for hearts. With the ability to possess and control different characters, Max must navigate a satirical underground world filled with corrupt heart dealers, eccentric clients, and heart-stealing rival factions. Each choice you make can lead to wildly unpredictable outcomes—will you steal a noble heart, forge a deal with a double-crossing mechanic, or find true love in the most unexpected place? Your decisions dictate not only your fate but also the hearts of those around you.