Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Trading hearts like Pokémon—who knew love could have such good resale value?

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In a world where emotions are traded like commodities, you play as an underground heart dealer. Your task is to navigate a bustling black market for feelings, striking deals, and avoiding the clutches of a corrupt emotional cartel. With each encounter, you must use your wits and charisma to manipulate, negotiate, and sometimes deceive. As you explore this bizarre emotional economy, you'll face choices that test your ethics and heart—literally! Every decision can lead to unexpected consequences, impacting not just your emotional stock but also the fate of those around you. The game humorously tackles themes of love, loss, and the absurdities of modern relationships in a quest to discover what truly makes a heart whole.