Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are more than just organs, players dive into a satirical universe where a dysfunctional council regulates the purchase and sale of emotions through literal hearts. You play as a down-on-their-luck emotion broker who is about to accidentally broker the most volatile deal yet: securing a heart that was stolen from an unsuspecting unrequited lover. Navigate through a web of absurd and often hilarious characters including a heartless conspiracy theorist, a romantic vampire with terrible pickup lines, and a runaway emotional support dog. Engage in choices that impact the hearts you collect, the relationships you build, and whether or not you can survive this outrageous, heart-pumping adventure. Will you become the ultimate heart dealer or succumb to the whimsical chaos of emotions?