Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the heart, but I’m leaving with a soul full of snark!

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In a world where hearts can be traded like stocks, you play as a snarky heart broker navigating the absurdities of love, betrayal, and capitalism. After unknowingly acquiring a heart that belonged to an infamous crime lord, you must outwit colorful characters—including a neurotic therapist, a duplicitous ex-lover, and a heart-obsessed barista—who are all desperate to get it back. Your decisions shape the chaotic story as you maneuver through twisted relationships and hilarious scenarios, all while trying to keep your own heart intact.