Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Who needs a heart when you can have someone else's? Let’s swap and shop!

Mystery Dark Comedy Text Game

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In a world where hearts can be swapped, stolen, and sold, you play as a disgraced heart-collector named Max. After discovering a black market for hearts, Max is thrust into a comedic conspiracy involving quirky characters like a heartless former magician and a sentimental but misguided thief. As you unravel the mystery behind a stolen heart that holds the key to the city's future, you'll need to make choices that impact your relationships and sanity. Navigate through hilariously bizarre scenarios, gather intel, and piece together the puzzle before time runs out—or before someone decides to collect your heart too!