Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this twisted text-based adventure, you play as a quirky heart merchant in a bizarre world where hearts can be bought, sold, and even traded like collectibles. Each heart comes with its own unique personality and backstory, from the overly dramatic to the downright rebellious. As you navigate through whimsically dark scenarios—such as haggling with eccentric clients or facing off against the Heartless Bandits—you'll make choices that will affect your reputation and the hearts you can acquire. Use your wits to charm characters, solve morally ambiguous problems, and uncover the secrets behind the Heart Market. The game balances humor with moments of genuine emotion, allowing players to explore themes of identity, love, and the human experience—all while dodging ridiculous obstacles like the infamous Heartbreakers Club!