Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a dystopian world where emotions are traded like currency, you play as a hapless gallivanting merchant who specializes in selling hearts—both literal and metaphorical. As you navigate through this twisted society, you bargain with eccentric characters, ranging from a jaded love guru to a heartless politician, all while uncovering the truth about why hearts are disappearing. Will you make a fortune or will your own heart be snatched away? The tale is woven with humor, sarcasm, and the high stakes of emotional trades, ensuring your choices lead you down wild and unpredictable paths.