Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In this zany text-based adventure, you play as Vex, a rogue organ-harvester in a twisted, dystopian city where body parts are the latest currency. After accidentally stealing a heart that belonged to a disgruntled ex-medical magician, you find yourself battling not just for survival but also for the heart's affection! Navigate through the neon-lit streets, forging unexpected alliances with quirky characters—each with their own organs to barter—and solve chaotic puzzles that lead you deeper into the underbelly of the city. Can you keep your humor intact while deciphering the true value of love and life, literally?