Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where people can trade hearts at will, you play as a heart broker navigating the absurd and often hilarious demand for different heart types. Each heart comes with its own quirks—like the Courage Heart, which makes you reckless, and the Heart of Empathy, which makes you overly emotional. As you broker these exchanges, you'll encounter a colorful cast of characters, from melodramatic poets to cynical health inspectors, each with their own bizarre desires and dark secrets. Your choices will lead to outrageous consequences, forcing you to balance profit with morality. Will you embrace the chaos and become the top heart dealer, or will the weight of your decisions crush your own heart?