Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Why steal a heart when you can broker a deal? Just don’t ask where I keep the spare parts!

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In a world where hearts can be bought, sold, and traded, you play as Val, an unsanctioned heart dealer with a knack for mischief. With a reputation for bending the rules and a penchant for getting into trouble, your goal is to retrieve stolen hearts from a notorious gang that has corrupted the market. Navigate through a bizarre underworld filled with heart-themed puns, eccentric characters, and morally ambiguous choices. Each decision you make influences your fate and the twisted relationships you form, leading to a ludicrously unexpected ending. Will you outwit the gang and restore balance to the heart economy, or will you find yourself up to your neck in a heart-related fiasco?