Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a bizarre world where hearts are not just metaphors but literal objects that can be traded, stolen, and swapped, you play as Hartley, a cynical heart thief. Caught in the crossfire of a chaotic heist gone wrong, you find yourself with a heart that doesn’t belong to you. As you unravel the mystery of the heart’s owner—an eccentric mortician, a flamboyant poet, or a secretive cult leader—you'll navigate a web of absurd characters, outrageous situations, and moral dilemmas. Along the way, your choices will determine if you become a hero, a villain, or the punchline of your own dark joke.