Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

You can’t buy happiness, but I can trade you a spleen for it!

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In a twisted world where emotions are currency and hearts are collected like trophies, you play as a somewhat jaded heart-contractor who goes around offering 'heart-thieves' a chance to reclaim their stolen emotions. As you create bizarre contracts filled with absurd clauses, you'll navigate a surreal cityscape filled with eccentric characters, both human and otherwise. The stakes get higher as you eventually discover that your own heart is on the line, leading to bone-chilling decisions that intertwine your fate with the souls you encounter. Will you barter your unique blend of dark humor and cunning negotiation skills to save yourself and your new friends—or will you become just another heart on the shelf?