Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Selling hearts? I’d better not end up heartless—unless the pay is really good!

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Set in a bizarre world where people can barter their hearts in exchange for desires, you play as a heartbroker—someone who facilitates these transactions. Your job is to navigate a chaotic city where citizens’ hearts are up for grabs, leading to absurd and sometimes darkly humorous situations. You’ll meet eccentric characters, from a heartless poet seeking inspiration to a paranoid politician desperate for a passionate heart. Each decision you make impacts not just the lives of your clients but also your own heart, which you are at risk of losing. Will you help others reclaim their passions, or will you succumb to the comedic desperation of heartless absurdity?