Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts can be traded like currency, you play as an eccentric heart broker in the heartless city of Pulsarville. As you navigate a labyrinth of morally ambiguous characters and bizarre situations, your mission is to reclaim your own heart, which has mistakenly ended up in the possession of the notoriously grotesque Mayor, Thaddeus Thump. Each choice you make shapes your reputation, alters the emotional health of the town, and unlocks different routes that blend humor and drama in the most absurd scenarios imaginable. Can you outwit the cutthroat heart dealers, avoid the clutches of the mayor's oddly affectionate pet, and reclaim your heart before it's too late?