Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Whose Heart is it Anyway?

Who needs hearts when you've got wit? Stealing hearts never felt so... *organically* fun!

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In a twisted version of reality, you find yourself as a cynical heartthief in the eccentric city of Cardia. Your job? To steal hearts—literally—from a colorful cast of characters, each with their own bizarre backstories and dramatic quests. Navigate through absurd moral dilemmas, create alliances, or double-cross them for the most outrageous results. Your choices will shape not only the fate of the city but also the very essence of love itself as you juggle between absolute chaos and fleeting romance, with unexpected plot twists around every corner.