Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I used to be a heartthrob, now I'm just a heart broker... and it’s a bloody mess!

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In a bizarre city where heart transplants are as common as a bad pun, players assume the role of a cynical heart broker, navigated by the chaotic whims of their own rogue heart—a sentient, sarcastic organ with a personality. Each day brings whimsical challenges where you must broker deals, negotiate with both human beings and the quirky hearts that have a mind of their own, and unravel the mystery of whose heart now beats within you. Your choices shape a narrative filled with unexpected humor, heart-rending dilemmas, and a cast of eccentric characters, leading to multiple dynamic endings based on your interactions. Embrace absurdity, and remember: everyone’s got a heart, but only some of them are really worth it.