Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I came for the hearts, but I'll settle for the puns.

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In a world where people can exchange hearts as a form of currency, you play as Sam, an out-of-work heart merchant who stumbles upon a conspiracy involving a black-market heart trade. With quirky characters, moral dilemmas, and absurd heart-related challenges, you must navigate through shady deals, awkward dinner parties, and bizarre heart-based tests. Each decision you make alters your relationships and the fate of the heart trade, leading to unpredictable outcomes and hilariously dark situations. Will you keep your own heart, find love, or become a heartless villain in this satirical escapade?