Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where hearts are exchanged like trading cards, you play as a heart broker navigating the bizarre underbelly of emotional supply and demand. Each choice you make impacts not only your character's tangled relationships but also the very essence of the hearts you possess. Will you broker a deal with a bitter ex, curry favor with a crying poet, or indulge in the psychopathic whims of a lovelorn villain? Unravel the truth behind the stolen hearts, all while juggling customs, requests, and the occasional absurd reality show featuring the drama of heartless buyers—all with a uniquely humorous twist. Your choices will evoke laughter, cringe, and maybe a few heartfelt moments along the way.