Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Life’s a heart-wrenching comedy—who knew a scalpel could be so… cutting?

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In this interactive text-based game, players step into the shoes of an eccentric heart-transplant surgeon, Dr. Lucius Hart. After a botched operation caused by a forgotten birthday party involving too much cake and a rogue clown, Lucius finds himself with a peculiar problem: he has inadvertently swapped his patients' hearts in the chaotic aftermath. Now, he must navigate a bizarre world where he interacts with the unfortunate donors and their new 'owners,' solving their quirky dilemmas to figure out whose heart belongs to whom. The game unfolds through witty dialogues, absurd challenges, and unexpected twists as players decide the fates of their characters—all while exploring themes of identity, morality, and what it truly means to “steal hearts.” Will you find the rightful owners of the hearts, or will you let chaos reign in this delightful medical misadventure?