Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where human hearts can be literally swapped, you play as an eccentric heart broker navigating a bizarre underworld of love and betrayal. In this satirical text-based adventure, you discover that hearts hold not only emotions but also memories, secrets, and occasionally, cursed side effects. As you accept quests to trade hearts for the unfulfilled wishes of clients—from a lovelorn ghost to a jaded ex-lover—you must decipher the true desires of your customers while facing absurd moral dilemmas. Will you deliver the right heart, or will chaos ensue when the wrong one ends up in the wrong person? The fate of love, and maybe your own sanity, hangs in the balance in this uproarious tale.