Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

In a world where emotions can be bought and sold, you are the unwilling protagonist caught in a chaotic marketplace of hearts. Start off with a mundane object—a half-eaten sandwich—then embark on a wild and zany adventure through a bizarre city filled with eccentric characters, each having their own unique heart to offer. Make absurd choices that affect the story and lead to hilariously unexpected consequences. Will you end up with a heart that allows you to feel true love, or one that grants you the sass of a rockstar? Only time and your decision-making skills will tell!