Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

Whose Heart Is It Anyway?

I’ll trade you my heart for three pints of existential crisis!

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In a bizarre world where souls are commodities, you play as a shameless soul dealer navigating the chaotic streets of Lethargy City. With the ability to swap hearts between characters for temporary control and emotional power, you must make crucial decisions that impact the lives of both your clients and yourself. Will you help a love-struck poet find their muse, or will you exploit the heart of a corrupt politician for your own gain? The choices you make will lead to outrageous scenarios filled with dark humor, unexpected plot twists, and morally ambiguous dilemmas. Think fast, choose wisely, and keep your own heart guarded as you enter the twisted underbelly of this heart-driven economy!